This is the sort of thing that destroys friendships

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03/10/2016 at 10:34 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > KirkyV
03/10/2016 at 10:37

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NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > KirkyV
03/10/2016 at 10:39

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That would have been my question too. Please edify.


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > KirkyV
03/10/2016 at 10:39

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In fairness the thumbnail did make it seem like that. I mean how often do we get to see a warp reactor running correctly with out people running away from it about to explode.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > KirkyV
03/10/2016 at 10:41

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Get us out of here, Mr. Data. Warp 9.


Kinja'd!!! GordonBombay > KirkyV
03/10/2016 at 10:42

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > 64Mali
03/10/2016 at 10:42

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Since before 2009, actually.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > KirkyV
03/10/2016 at 10:42

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You should be all like “I have been, and NO LONGER SHALL BE YOUR FRIEND”. Then give ‘im the Spock stink-eye.

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Tekamul
03/10/2016 at 10:42

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Kinja'd!!! X37.9XXS > KirkyV
03/10/2016 at 10:42

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Warp core <> TARDIS


Kinja'd!!! yitznewton > KirkyV
03/10/2016 at 10:46

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Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > TheHondaBro
03/10/2016 at 10:48

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Eh, while I agree that AbramsTrek’s fetish for starships blowing up is kinda appalling, they still weren’t the most stable pieces of technology around back in the days when things mostly made sense.

‘Coolant leak! Everybody out!’


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > KirkyV
03/10/2016 at 10:50

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Right, very unstable.

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Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > Tekamul
03/10/2016 at 10:54

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It’s a shitty film, but I still really like the bit in Generations where the Enterprise goes to Warp 1 to outrun a supernova. (02:20-ish)

This does, of course, make the superlightspeed supernova of ST2009 seem even more ridiculous, but frankly that’s a long way down the list of things I hate about that film.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
03/10/2016 at 10:55

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It’s the thing that makes this (s)go:

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Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > GordonBombay
03/10/2016 at 10:55

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Keeping that.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > TheHondaBro
03/10/2016 at 10:57

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*Bitterness rising*


Kinja'd!!! V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > KirkyV
03/10/2016 at 11:13

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PHILISTINE!!!!!!

On a side note, interesting update WRT the new one.....

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Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!
03/10/2016 at 11:15

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It’s better than the brewery from ST2009, but I still kiiiinda hate it.

Also:

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Kinja'd!!! GordonBombay > KirkyV
03/10/2016 at 11:15

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You’re very welcome.


Kinja'd!!! V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > KirkyV
03/10/2016 at 11:22

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Ha!!!!


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > GordonBombay
03/10/2016 at 11:24

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It’s wondrous, thanks!


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > KirkyV
03/10/2016 at 15:26

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#rekt


Kinja'd!!! cesariojpn > KirkyV
03/10/2016 at 15:47

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Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > KirkyV
03/11/2016 at 16:57

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Are you actually judging because one of your friends isn’t a trekky? Dude.

I have no idea what that thing is.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > KirkyV
03/13/2016 at 12:36

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Oh my god. Oh my fucking god.

How could it get misaligned? If it must be aligned 100% of the time, why would you build-in swivel capability?

For fuck sake, kicks at that angle wouldn’t cause it to move in the direction you want anyway

How much energy is going through that lightning bolt? Because if it’s enought to power a small-city-sized starship and let it travel beyond lightspeed...how the hell is that room not completely flooded with radiation and plasma? Why doesn’t that initial flash turn Kirks body into ash???

AAARRGHHH WHY DOES EVERYTHING ABOUT NU-TREK HAVE TO BE SO WRONG


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > PS9
03/13/2016 at 12:44

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BUT COOL ACTION KICKS ‘N’ SHIT WHY DO YOU HATE FUN STAR TREK SHOULD BE FUN RIGHT YOU SHOULD LIKE THIS SHIT YOU’RE JUST A STUFFY TREKKIE IF YOU DON’T LIKE STAR TREK TO HAVE

CORVETTES

BUDWEISER

NOKIA

BEASTIE BOYS

INTERSTELLAR TRANSPORTERS

MAGIC BLOOD

RED FUCKING MATTER

FTL SUPERNOVAS OF DEATH

FUCKING DIRT BIKES!

FUCK!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Seriously, every time I’m forced to remember those shitty Star Wars audition tapes exist I feel like I need some of that Picard mind-meld goodness that sorted Sarek out.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > KirkyV
03/13/2016 at 12:55

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“Uhh oh, PS9 found out about nu trek again. Don’t worry, I got this one.”